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puppy ranger 

A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy, giggly, goofy, immature. They have a false sense of reality, thinking that the stupid stuff that they do is an accomplishment, and their parents praise them for their actions. If a boy, he usually plays with younger kids, often girls, and he lacks the physical skills and desire to play with boys his age. Fairylike tendencies. Could be a girl. Generally would shy away from organized sports, but create their own stupid/silly games, and be proud of themselves. When given the opportunity to participate in real sports, the puppy ranger will usually not participate.
Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.
puppy ranger by Joe Magumbo December 9, 2008
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power ranger 

A chosen few who are chosen by a strong leader and given great Powers to protect Earth from evil.
Jason and Tommy defined Power Ranger with their will to never give up in protecting the Earth, and the universe.
power ranger by Heat6Jones June 19, 2003

Space Ranger (TV series)

Space Rangers is an American futuristic science fiction drama. The series aired on CBS in 1993. The show was created by Pen Densham and Trilogy Entertainment Group. The series did not air in the Hazard, Kentucky market as its affiliate WYMT aired Southeastern Conference basketball games instead.

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Space Ranger (TV series) by Α February 8, 2022

Texas Rectum Ranger 

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
Texas Rectum Ranger by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013

U.S Army ranger 

A high speed death machine trapped in a douchebags body, that cut the bullshit, and picked their vagina off the ground and went the RANGER SCHOOL. They shave with chain saws. Rangers have skills,, RANGER SKILLS (examples: rock marching, mountain tossing, super repelling, parachuting, volleyball, and DEATHBLOSSOM)
In the U.S Army rangers youll use GUNS,, youll use BIG GUNS, SMALL GUNS,, OLD GUNS,, FUTURE GUNS,, STUPID GUNS UNACCEPTABLE
U.S Army ranger by 69sussybaka420 February 2, 2022

Tank Ranger 

The destroyer of all that is good, pure, and orderly. A Tank Ranger acts off pure impulse and cannot be held accountable for its own actions. It holds no moral values and tends to have many racist and sexist qualities.
Brandon: "I can't believe Kanye ruined Taylor Swift's speech like that!"

Mike: "I know! What a Tank Ranger..."
Tank Ranger by usefulidiot75 November 26, 2009

lone ranger teabag

See similar definition for tea bagging but instead of 2 testicles the individual in question only has one testicle.
"This guy 'chimpy' was so hot I wanted to inhale his balls. When I pulled down his black slacks I noticed he only had one testicle, so I gave him a Lone Ranger Teabag."
lone ranger teabag by JeffKiss November 23, 2016