Someone that totally sucks at life. Cookie Monster would never be rally bait because when he sees a cookie he takes it. Someone who is rally bait is less like Cookie Monster and more like Oscar. Oscar never leaves the trash can, he just waits for someone to come by and pops out with a grumpy face and no cookies.
by Wilmington Woman August 27, 2019

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"
by OC2025 July 21, 2025

Go to the bar, rizz up the bartenders, get unlimited free shots, throw up on a sorority porch, shit yourself while throwing up, go to a frat party, throw your sweatshirt and underwear away because they have shit on them, clean your ass, party hardy, get fucking laid
by dickShit123 December 4, 2022

A type of bar crawl that hits more than 8 bars-12 bars, the kind of experience you’re expected to not be able to remember
by Randomrbshkebfjs endlemx June 9, 2024

The term used to describe when your friends want to drink and you have work tomorrow; so you do the responsible thing and work hungover.
Bro 1: Hey dawg, did you just want to kick it tonight, i know you got work tomorrow
Bro 2: Nah we’re gettin hammered, workday rally never fails
Bro 2: Nah we’re gettin hammered, workday rally never fails
by ggg333 January 10, 2024

When your starting to fuck but realize you gotta piss and your losing your erection but then you piss and and get back in there like a champion!
by Me myself and Irene January 23, 2022
