"My yearbook quote was, 'Even if your trash you can still do anything. Its a trash can, not trash cannot." Older Jess said.
"OH MY GOD I DON'T F@CKING CARE."
"OH MY GOD I DON'T F@CKING CARE."
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Charbel: What book are you reading this month?
Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick December 9, 2023
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Get the Quotsmug. All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
His twitching brain can dance within
A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
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A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
Quote Unquote
by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023
Get the Quote Unquotemug. A portmanteau of "mocking" and "motivational," a mockivational quote is a satirical or cynical take on the traditional motivational quote. This type of quote often employs humor, sarcasm, or irony to challenge the overly optimistic, simplistic, or cliché nature of conventional motivational sayings.
Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood." - Bill Murray
After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
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Guy 2- Aye mate?
Guy 1- I slept with your girl
Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*
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Guy 2- Aye mate?
Guy 1- I slept with your girl
Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*
Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?
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