Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.

I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.

by Syllogy May 1, 2020

Boob Pretzel

when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.

That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.

by jhanny November 29, 2016

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019

Pretzel hole

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.

Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"

by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017

Pretzel dogged

When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.

Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.

by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019

Etzel Pretzel

When you have a brother with Tourette’s

Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel

by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020

My Pretzel

One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.

I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.

by Mr Urban March 1, 2019