by majortator November 07, 2014
Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.
by Syllogy May 01, 2020
When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.
by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh April 05, 2021
Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!
Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz
Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz
by Panicfanic February 01, 2017
by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 09, 2019
The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
A large penis in tighty whities.
by Mr.dizzle July 30, 2017