pint pounder

Someone who loves a good pint (of beer). This person drinks pints often and quickly.
“That Michael is a real pint pounder ey? Ah but sure it’s his birthday, let the man drink! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL MC!!”
by thedumbbummblebee February 26, 2024
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One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends
Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!
by eric bisto October 24, 2020
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Pussy pint

- a half pint

- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint

- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads

- puts their dick in the glass after
Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint
by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024
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Pint of no return

The point while eating a pint of ice cream after which the only reasonable course of action is to finish the entire pint of ice cream and feel like a pig rather than putting the remaining ice cream back in the freezer
Susan had only wanted to eat a single serving of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream with her late-night Gilmore Girls marathon, but unable to stop herself, she soon crossed the pint of no return.
by Atticus_21 June 13, 2018
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fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.
Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.
by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023
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Pint Walk

The walking style adopted by middle aged British males when walking to the pub. Usually with one hand pocketed and the other swaying.
I can tell he’s going for a pint”

How do you know?”
“He’s got a pint walk”
by English words June 3, 2023
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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