carly patterson

Young gymnast whose legendary calmness yet explosive skills won her the all-around gold medal at the 2004 Olympic games in Athens.
Carly traineds at WOGA (World of Olympic Gymnastics Academy) in Plano Texas.

Carly Patterson? Damn, that girl has abs!

by bleedingstar June 17, 2006

Paternity Party

A Paternity Party is a party thrown by a group of men for a friend who's about to embark on fatherhood. It's man's, "last, last hurrah."

Before I had my first child my friends threw a Paternity Party for me in Las Vegas.

by agrossman October 22, 2006

Paternal Fornicator

The accompanying term to Maternal Fornicator, a polite way of saying "Mother Fucker"

-You are a maternal fornicator!
-Oh please! You are a PATERNAL fornicator!
-I've got nothing.

by Heather Marie Spence February 27, 2009

Aaron Patterson

Gay Mexican who doesn’t know how to get back over the boarder can’t have friends cause he is a little trans Olivia dater ( Olivia is a dirty )

You are such an Aaron Patterson u idiot

by Aaron the gay mexican May 17, 2019

Patterson Mill High School (The Mill)

Known as "PMill" or "The Mill" Patterson Mill Middle/High School is filled with many.. eclectic people. Okay, to sum things up: Patterson Mill is 90% preps who take nudes for fun and often say "that's what she said" for no hell of a reason. Kids there often make fun of italians and jews. Half of the school is delinquents transferred from crappier parts of crappy Harford County because HC feels it will better them. Well have you seen the turn out? The Preps all come from nice neighborhoods because A. They didn't get accepted into private schools or B. It makes them feel bad ass to go to public school. They often do ecstasy cause it gives them a "fun feeling" and most of the preps play lacrosse. PMill is a sibling school to Bel Air, much seen as the younger sister. At first, when the school was built in 07 it was seen as a golden school, only because it was new and shiny. Although a large percent of our school will go to good colleges, it's only because their parents bought their education for them. It's like John Carroll, only public. Kids who go there often say they wanna go to John Carroll, reality... it's just the same. PMill Preps just drink all the time and are like mini frat kids. nuff said.

"PMILL FOREVER MAN! Aww dude where did my keg go?" kid too wasted to care at a Patterson Mill High School (The Mill) football game

by deudpieool December 22, 2009

Patterson

A person that wheels broadies and gets with chicks. They snipe ginos, and get crushed every weekend. They also could donkey punch kids in the back of the head that think they're a "fatty god"

Man, Patterson is so lucky. First he gets the game winner in last night's hockey game. Next he gets with the hottest chick at school. wow. he's my hero.

by domer17 May 23, 2008

Paterno Inferno

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.

Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together

by Joe "MMMilano" Pa November 10, 2011