Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch

You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.

by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023

shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos

He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!

by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018

paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.

Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.

by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011