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pissing on the fire

When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.
Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire
by dictionarian September 24, 2013
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Putting a log on the fire

the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
by CM Billingsworth July 6, 2011
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Fire on the Mountain

The act of sitting atop a mountain, or anywhere natural with a view (a hill, cliff etc.) and smoking cannabis while tripping out to the beauty of nature.
This action is never to be performed alone, as are most other activities involving the consumption of cannabis products.
John Doe 1: "Dude, I just scored some mind-blowing green. Let's go smoke a bowl at my place!"
John Doe 2: "Fuck that shit! Let's do a Fire on the Mountain over at the lookout point!"
Both: "HELL YEAH!!!"
by KG420 February 28, 2009
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piss on the fire

to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)
person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'
by hyper_chicky March 1, 2009
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fire on the roof

phrase used to warn your group the police are after you.

originating from the appearance of the red siren on the roof of a police car,
by SOL_102 December 26, 2007
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Fire on the mountain

When a guy has a noticable dick or boner
Kate: lol you have a fire on the mountain Jared
Jared: I do not!
by Troy69 June 4, 2018
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log on the fire

When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.
Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.
by AintTelin August 25, 2006
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