A girl who came from Ontario, California. Ontarihoes fall under four categories:
1. The scene extreme chick: Either you can find them with incredibly puffy hair, extensive eye make up, and a Dance Gavin Dance t-shirt with bright pink leggings.
2. The punk: Usually wearing a Ramones shirt over a torn up long sleeve. Everything on them is tore up, including their stockings to the point where you could see the cellulite on their asses. They usually have plugs, and can kick your best friend's ass.
3. The Chola: Born and raised in Ontario. Will never leave. Sharpie eye brows and the speech skills of a cucumber. Most likely has a boyfriend who's a mexican with a shaved head and long white socks.
4. Preppy bitch: Wears name brand clothing. Most likely on a school dance team. Acts like they own the place, but hate it at the same time. Usually the eye candy of males in the area, but put them down when they announce that they're fucking somebody who is 7 years older.
1. The scene extreme chick: Either you can find them with incredibly puffy hair, extensive eye make up, and a Dance Gavin Dance t-shirt with bright pink leggings.
2. The punk: Usually wearing a Ramones shirt over a torn up long sleeve. Everything on them is tore up, including their stockings to the point where you could see the cellulite on their asses. They usually have plugs, and can kick your best friend's ass.
3. The Chola: Born and raised in Ontario. Will never leave. Sharpie eye brows and the speech skills of a cucumber. Most likely has a boyfriend who's a mexican with a shaved head and long white socks.
4. Preppy bitch: Wears name brand clothing. Most likely on a school dance team. Acts like they own the place, but hate it at the same time. Usually the eye candy of males in the area, but put them down when they announce that they're fucking somebody who is 7 years older.
Fuck Ontarihoes.
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Inhabitant of the province of Ontario in the country of Canada. Home to the biggest city in the nation (Toronto). Typically, Ontarians have a rivalry with Quebecois in many aspects of life. Naturally, the most important is the rivalry between the two hockey teams Toronto Maple Leafs and Montreal Canadiens. Ontarian education is quite complicated in the eyes of next-door Quebecois, with students attending something before Kindergarten called Junior Kindergarten. Students only graduate elementary school in this province in the eighth grade at the age of fourteen as apposed to the age of twelve in Quebec and graduate from high school at the age of eighteen. Ontarians like to promote their province on television throughout the rest of the country and boast about their home, which consists mostly of trees, rocks and dirt. When defending their province, they also like to claim they speak French and therefore this makes them special, when, in reality, they could care less about French unless it will be beneficial in making themselves sound sophisticated. Their sense of humor and social skills are generally limited. In order to purchase beer, they must drive to the nearest Ontario Liquor Control Board rather than simply walking to the depanneur.
Ontarian 1: Would you pick up some beer for tonight?
Ontarian 2: Sure, I will drive over to the Ontario Liquor Control Board and see if they are open. I should be back in about forty-five minutes if I can avoid traffic.
Ontarian 2: Sure, I will drive over to the Ontario Liquor Control Board and see if they are open. I should be back in about forty-five minutes if I can avoid traffic.
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