I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

I had a girlfriend like that once by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

I'll try anything once 

An expression of the adventurous attitude of the late 60s and early 70s.

I'll try anything once is the only proper response to try it, you'll like it.

I'll try anything once by Downstrike October 16, 2004

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

getting two birds stoned at once by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Friends once removed 

When you used to be friends with someone, then you stopped being friends, but eventually became friends again.

Three months after the break up, I decided I wanted to be friends once removed with Ted.

Friends once removed by pimpeasy November 19, 2009

dresses that can only be worn once 

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

dresses that can only be worn once by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007

Buy Once Cry Once 

To begrudgingly spend money on an item of higher quality or containing more features to prevent yourself from having to buy something else in the future to enhance or replace your original purchase.

"I could buy this cheap gaming computer, or spend a bit more money to buy the one that is more future-proof. Buy once cry once! "

Buy Once Cry Once by CaptainKnotts February 1, 2023

oya once 

From the streets of Wellesley comes “oya once” There are a lot of Mennonites to throw once at the end of everything they say. This term can be used as a solid converation starter saying "oya oya" all the chicks dig it too.

"Oya oya"
"marry me!"

"hay, did you hear about how awsome Grade 11 comm tech is?"
"oya once"

oya once by C-Lub Ndawg January 5, 2005