Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.
"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"
by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021
Get the The Religion Of Jahmug. the person who will listen to you till the day ends who will have open ears for you, a person that reminds you of the rapper XXXTENTACION who has sadly passed away. if your one of cloudys friends, he loves you a lot and your lucky to have him.
by theboywhowillexist October 2, 2022
Get the cloudy/jahmug. by .,?? April 26, 2022
Get the jahmug. by Kobby 27777 September 8, 2019
Get the Jahmug.