Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.
by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
by bighanky May 2, 2024
Get the New Jersey Shower Nozzlemug. Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.
by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019
Get the Douche nozzlemug. 1.) a person's head (not head of your penis, the one above your neck)
2.) someone who is being such a fruity douche that the doucheyness is practically spraying from them like from a nozzle
2.) someone who is being such a fruity douche that the doucheyness is practically spraying from them like from a nozzle
person a: hey let me feel your head
person b: DON'T TOUCH MY FROUCHE NOZZLE
a: did you see the guy dancing by himself?
b: yeah he is such a frouche nozzle
person b: DON'T TOUCH MY FROUCHE NOZZLE
a: did you see the guy dancing by himself?
b: yeah he is such a frouche nozzle
by brendan carr-skies February 19, 2009
Get the frouche nozzlemug. A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese
I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.
by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018
Get the douche nozzle extraordinairemug. A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.
by TravCharJess January 22, 2017
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.