Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.

Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.

by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014

Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016

Pretzel Buds

When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.

Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds

by PretzelBud August 7, 2021

Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.

Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

pretzel wentz

A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy

Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!

Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz

by Panicfanic February 1, 2017

pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022