Le Noble

the hottest person to ever exsist.

"Omg did you see her? She was such a Le Noble!"

by lolcore May 22, 2024

The War of The Noble and betas

The War currently going on in the greek letter world. The Alphas and betas have come together to beat The Sigmas and The Rizzlers which is impossible! Many Omegas are currently in the war to beat betas and The Alphas. Even though we respect The Alphas, we have to destroy Them :(. betas suck

A Noble Sigma Rizzler: Why hello there, Noble Omega, how’s the Gyatt excersise going?

A Noble Omega: Pretty good, we getting all caked up for the The War of The Noble and betas!

Kai Cenat: Keep it going! We have to smack the little no gyatts of betas!

Kanye West, The Sigma Rizzler Emperor: Three Skibidi Bombs ™ are being thrown at betatopia in the beta province! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

Fanum: Just checked the Fanum Tax Amendment. Seems we stole food from the betas! Those little no rizzlers! We are so winnning The The War of The Noble and betas!

by iamnothere11 March 18, 2024

Noble Peace Prize

n. Any meaningless award given by a fawning organization hoping to curry favour with a despot and simultaneously deflect attention from their sordid history.

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So you’re saying the Nobel Peace Prize is also a Noble Peace Prize just like that ghastly FIFA Peace Prize? Mind blown.

The bigger question is why didn’t any headline writers go with “FIFA AWARDS TRUMP THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE”?

Too obvious. Clever puns should be subtle.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025