shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

Rogue Shitter

When you enter a public restroom and there is leftover fecal matter/smell from someone else in the bathroom stall.

I went into the bathroom stall and a Rogue Shitter had left a huge turd in the toilet.

by Nana711 March 17, 2015

ten shitter

A shit that only takes about 10 seconds usually fast diarrhea with the speed of a speeding car.It usually feels like a chainsaw being pulled out your ass or a 80 inch cock going out of your ass.Usually smells of rotted food.

Last night I ate 5 beefy 5 layer burritos,18 cool ranch tacos,a laxative smoothie,a bottle of hot sauce and some cheeseburgers I realased a smelly ten shitter in your toilet and now it won't flush,sorry.

by Marijuanaguy420 April 4, 2015

Plastic Shitter

A Porto Potty or portable toilet

Damn- that was the worst smelling plastic shitter I’ve ever been in!

by Brielle_Rose April 7, 2019

lick that shitter

The act of oral pleasure on a partners anal hole

I'm gonna lick that shitter like an apple fritter

by Robbie raypest October 2, 2017

Fallout Shitter

A spin on the name of the game, Fallout Shelter. A Fallout Shitter is when you go to the bathroom to release your bowels and start playing Fallout Shelter at the same time, but you get trapped in the game and forever stuck on the Fallout Shitter.

Bob: Yo, bro hurry up I need to pee! What's taking so long?
Bathroom Steve: One second dog, I'm caught in the Fallout Shitter! My Vault is being raided, a room is on fire and its spreading all while Death Claws are attacking me.
Bob: If you don't wipe soon you're ganna be playing dingleberry farmer!

by fakyu August 29, 2016

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon one who partakes in the act of defecating in the household cat litter tray so as to avoid having to leave the room to use the bathroom during a tense televised sporting event in order to eliminate the risk of missing the crucial moment.

Dude, I really need to shit but I know as soon as I leave the room the Broncos will score a touchdown.
Don't sweat it bro, just take a dump in the cat litter tray, your eyes never have to leave the TV screen.
Really Dude? Are you sure that's O.K.?
Yeah no problem, I do it all the time, I'm a regular Litter Shitter!

by The Shanners July 20, 2016