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community and service

The shit that IB forces you to do to get your fucking lazy ass off the couch twice a semester to help some poor motherfucker out by walking his fucking dog or cleaning his laundry out to increase your grades.
Here are your Community and Service Logbooks *puts a fake smile on*.

(meanwhile in the brain of every person in the class) Not this shit again! I already did four last year!
by IBsurvivor December 31, 2013
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yeoman service

Efficient service, dedicated service; help in time of need etc.
He done his with yeoman service spirit. His assistance was taken as yeoman service at the time of difficulty.
by Jaypp December 2, 2021
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lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
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[Secret Service]

A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.
John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.

Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.
by bro colli March 10, 2019
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midnight service

During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.
My car received some unwanted midnight service.
by Ampris May 6, 2017
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Mustard Service.

A very good band. They formed in 2015..They're in an indie band who make something they describe as "Zest Pop". It goes from rock, jazz, surf, funk or bossa nova. Very good band, very recommended. They have two albums, "Zest Pop" and "C'est la vie."
Person A: I love Mustard Service.
Person B: Me too, my favorite song is "Oh Honey Baby."
by zakkattak May 17, 2023
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service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.
Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.
by B-rizzle September 16, 2019
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