National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

national slap ass day

On April 23rd is national slap ass day!

National slap ass day is where u go up to anyone and slap their ass

by Graggen Smemt April 22, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

On February 17th guy or girl single or taken you can get your ass grabbed

“I’m thinking about grabbing Nina’s ass today since it’s National Grab Ass Day

by Pure Malice January 29, 2020

National slap ass day

You have to slap your crush ass on december 6th

: Hey can i slap your ass

: hell yeah it's national slap ass day

by Bountyhunterd12 December 5, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may

Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.

by spainsh April 30, 2024

national big ass day

This a day for a the baddies with fatties

me: happy national big ass day!
*friend with fat ass*: thanks

by shoogieminty November 25, 2022

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020