Middle Road Nanticoke, PA

A narrow pencil-dick of a road which leads drivers into one of the most disgusting, downtrodden towns in America: Nanticoke, Pennsylvania.

While on Middle Road, drivers can expect to regularly see: deer, turkeys, vomit, empty beer cans, bloodsucking leeches, Virgin Mary statuettes, crack pipes, bird corpses, obese shirtless men, Burger King wrappers, human shit, Hello Kitty lunch boxes and John McCain 2008 presidential campaign memorabilia scattered across the pavement.

Drivers will also notice a unique surplus of doomed school children waiting at bus stops along with geeked-out junkies looking for their next heroin fix...two groups which often aren't mutually exclusive.

The worst part about traveling to Nanticoke on Middle Road is that the only reward for one's pilgrimage is the chance to visit a decrepit, slime ball town with less to be proud of than post-WWII Germany.

The main attraction of this place is a penis-shaped memorial sculpture in the town square which is constantly mocked and defaced by the town's inbred teenagers.

Guy 1: "Hey, how you gonna get to LCCC?"
Guy 2 : "I guess I'll take Middle Road Nanticoke, PA ."
Guy 1: "You'd be better off drinking the blood of an AIDS patient."

by Otis Yoze September 6, 2017

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nanto

Is what you call a person who is a mod of a site and who cannot think of an insult to use against a member he is pissing off, in short: a Twat

Our friend Anarchy being the poor member in this case

A nanto: obviously you needed to look up illiterate
Anarchy: Nope. I knew the definition. Your the one that looked it up.
A nanto: you're*
A nanto: no you didn't
Anarchy: Haha.
A nanto: illiterate doesn't only mean a person who cannot read and write
anarchy (6:07:00PM): No shit sherlock.
A nanto: illiterate means uneducated in something
Anarchy (6:07:30PM): Ah...I will give you this...you are a hell of alot more stubborn than me nanto. At least I know when to let something go.

by Jomoh November 7, 2006

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