river nile

To wake up after a big night out,often having slept on a floor, feeling like you've had a wash in a filthy river. Characteristics will include greasy flat hair, sticky clothes, sore throat, red eyes, spots.

"I woke up this morning feeling unbelievable River Nile".

by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004

Niels

The name of the most amazing guy in the world. He is incredible, smart, fun, creative, and really cute. When you are stressed, he’ll listen to you. He may or may not enjoy smoking weed, drinking beer, and consuming a certain type of “stracciatella” cottage cheese.

“Hey I think I have the biggest crush ever on this guy. I dream about him every night and during the day too.”
“What’s his name?”
“Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”

by Bandittt_fire January 19, 2021

Nilsis

A beautiful young woman , that guys fall in love with, with one glance at her. She is smart, talented, funny,tall, and caring person that sees the best in anyone.

man: She is so beautiful
man2: Yeah she is Nilsis

by Iamabbutterfly May 29, 2015

Nices

(ni•ces) When something is so nice, pretty, or sweet the word "nice" just isn't enough to describe it.
Invented and coined by one of Jet Fresh Flowers' top sales reps, Edwin "the Dr." commonly used to describe the fresh-cut flowers available at Jet Fresh Flowers.

"What did you think of those new red roses?"
"They are so Nices!"

by Jet Fresh Flowers January 31, 2016

Niels

Niels have a huge penis

Girl1: Do you know Niels?
Girl2: Sure this is the guy with a huge penis

by Toastbrot November 18, 2016

nicespacito

It's something that's nicer than nice, but also slower than despacito at the same time.

I mean, me too thankspacito.

My friend brought chocolates to work today, and that really made me feel nicespacito.

by SBorealis October 24, 2018

Nile

The most beautiful, savage, lovable and smart girl you’ll meet, if u come across a Nile, keep her forever, if ur a male, she hot af so you better get her number, cuz she ain’t playing. Niles are goddesses, they’re never boring. But the worse things about Niles are that she’s sometimes a player, so watch out.

“Oh my! She’s so perfect, she must be a Nile.”

by UrbanDictionaryOriginalAccount June 2, 2020