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Moral Victories

What Alabama fans claim after they lose a football game.
Don't worry guys about getting blasted by Florida and then getting embarrassed by Utah in our bowl game because they are both moral victories.
by U R Tigerbait February 26, 2009
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Moral sex

1. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is had, NOT because the person necessarily wants to, but because he/she feels that he/she needs to fulfill their partner's needs.

2. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is counted towards a couple's sexual quota.
"Joe and I haven't gotten it on in a week. I just haven't been in the mood, but I think that he deserves a little moral sex."
by J-Lai November 10, 2008
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moral values

n. One's personal definition of and resolve to practice the proper behavior to exhibit, both in public and private. This may be determined by one's religion, philosophy, carnal desires, or lack thereof.
Propaganda is usually an attempt to to spread one's moral values to others.

Censorship is usually an attempt to impose one's moral values upon propaganda.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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Nobility of Morals

Founded on monday december 20th 2004, by the knights: Aaron and Pentescu. It is dedicated to upholding the morals that they judge right and proper.
You are a being of awsome power, on a walk in the woods you encounter two swords in a river. Both swords belong to a hated foe. You have four options, keep one sword, both swords, leave them, or return them. As a being of moral integrity, what do you do?

As a noble of morals you destroy both, ensuring no immoral use may come of them.
by Ragnar Snorison December 20, 2004
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Morally wrong

And I can't buy my way into a CEO position at several companies. The working class can't retire today in the same way the celebrity class can. I can't get paid 100,000 to read the shit I wrote at an Ivy league graduation ceremony. I can't produce and edit something (something of which I am so confident in it's future success that wave the director's salary for a direct 10% cut of the profits) that someone else wrote and receive full credit for it.
Hym "And there is the problem with all the moral posturing. You abide things you find morally wrong arbitrarily and selectively. Shit, I can't get a fat defiler-looking whore to bring me prostitutes in the same way that the retard class can."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2023
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moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.
"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"
by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007
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Morale booster

Someone who gets people's hopes up with talk about unity and peace. Someone who gives people a false sense of morale, which doesn't really do anything for them.
At least if the guy/girl who wasn't a morale booster/motivator wasn't going to do anything for anybody else, he didn't lie to them to make them feel like everything was going to be better than it was. Lighting a fire under somebody's ass is really just a way to get somebody else do what you want them to do, or be in line with your agenda, and being a morale booster/motivator is not much different.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2021
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