Bar mitzvah - Noun- Smoking a ton of weed. First used by red in the pineapple express when he said to saul "bar mitzvah hit it up dude".
by Donttouchmydrumset March 25, 2010
Get the Bar mitzvah mug.1) A young girl of the age of twelve or thirteen two gives oral sex to young gentlemen in the stalls during a bar mitzvah party. Typically, these girls are JAP's who think they need to give head to prove themselves.
2) A old dirty girl who likes to pleasure herself with toys in the stalls of a bathroom during a bar mitzvah party, usually followed by exploding diarrhea. Typically, she can be notified by 6 tattoos on her face, and four on her lower thigh. They are too ugly to live and prey on young boys about the age of 6.
2) A old dirty girl who likes to pleasure herself with toys in the stalls of a bathroom during a bar mitzvah party, usually followed by exploding diarrhea. Typically, she can be notified by 6 tattoos on her face, and four on her lower thigh. They are too ugly to live and prey on young boys about the age of 6.
Ted: Oh my god, that girl squelched my cum.
Andrew: Ewww she's such a bar mitzvah slut!
Jacob: I gotta get me one of those
Bergs: I just heard a lady pleasure herself in the bathroom.
Speen: Did you see the exploding diarrhea? She was probably a bar mitzvah slut, those old bitches are crazy.
Andrew: Ewww she's such a bar mitzvah slut!
Jacob: I gotta get me one of those
Bergs: I just heard a lady pleasure herself in the bathroom.
Speen: Did you see the exploding diarrhea? She was probably a bar mitzvah slut, those old bitches are crazy.
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Slang for an Asian child prostitute. Comes about because typically a penis won't fit into the desired orifice, but they try anyway.
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Get the Mitry mug.The young Mitchell or Mitty as Connor may call it he is a outstanding little boy he is about 19 cm tall and has a furious attitude he usually touches little boys and girls named Brianna he is gay and smells like donkey shit!!
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Get the bah mitzvah mug.1. A jew losing his virginity.
2. Any male having sex with a jewish girl for the first time in his life.
2. Any male having sex with a jewish girl for the first time in his life.
1. Did you guys hear?? Tommy finally got Bar Mitzvahed last night!!!
2. Yo man I met this girl Rachel at the club last night, lets just say I got Bar Mitsvahed back at my place! Jewish girls know how to get down!
2. Yo man I met this girl Rachel at the club last night, lets just say I got Bar Mitsvahed back at my place! Jewish girls know how to get down!
by Ben Dover Derrick Zass July 12, 2011
Get the Bar Mitzvah mug.Often the result of partying a little bit too much at your Bar Mitzvah party (by consuming too much wine) or the result of leading your Bar Mitzvah service while sick.
Great job at the service, now comes the fun part...just don't take it too quickly or you might end up a barf mitzvah for the evening.
by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 28, 2008
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