shut up miguel

If some dude keeps runnin their mouths off and the normal "shut up" won't do the trick, you gots to confuse the shit out of them. When you say "SHUT UP MIGUEL!" you got a 3 second period of silence where you can either run or change the subject.

Some dude: Do you believe in god?

You: SHUT UP MIGUEL

(3 second period to gather yourself)

You: Hey, what did you have for breakfast?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

by illegit love child January 24, 2005

Miguel The Fat Chode

Age; 7
Height:6,7 !cm
Real name: Jacob Rodriguez

Real weight 600+ (fat or muscle take it how you will)
Gender: AgenderAndrogyneAndrogynousBigenderCisCisgenderCis FemaleCis MaleCis ManCis WomanCisgender FemaleCisgender MaleCisgender ManCisgender WomanFemale to MaleFTMGender FluidGender NonconformingGender QuestioningGender VariantGenderqueerIntersexMale to FemaleMTFNeitherNeutroisNon-binaryOtherPangenderTransTrans*Trans FemaleTrans* FemaleTrans MaleTrans* MaleTrans ManTrans* ManTrans PersonTrans* PersonTrans WomanTrans* WomanTransfeminineTransgenderTransgender FemaleTransgender MaleTransgender ManTransgender PersonTransgender WomanTransmasculineTranssexualTranssexual FemaleTranssexual MaleTranssexual ManTranssexual PersonTranssexual WomanandTwo-Spirit

I don't give a fuck if Miguel The Fat Chode is lopz the clown.

by IM Yndn September 10, 2021

Miguel Juan

How Hispanics call Mike Jones.

Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....

by Javy Casanova July 29, 2008

Mi pana Miguel

An anthropomorphous cat meowing called Miguel a.k.a. Michael

pana: A very close friend of yours

Porta: Miguel... Este es Miguel... Mi pana Miguel...

translation: Michael... This is Michael... My pana Michael

by DankyWanky August 3, 2020

Miguel Castillo-Hernandez

Miguel Castillo-Hernandez is a mexican producer/songwriter for Internet Money Records. He is most know for producing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING AND MAKING WACK ASS BEATS!

damn that nigga Miguel Castillo-Hernandez makes some trash ass beats!

by Big head on that beat October 28, 2019

miguel and the midnight rapists

the most popular band in the liverpool area in england.

i love MIguel and the midnight rapists

by one spicccy boi with 3 c's September 30, 2020

miguels left foot

a prosperous business located in the centre of the world, Auschwitz concentration camp with several other locations around the world

wow thats such a nice place, miguels left foot is so creamy

by one spicccy boi with 3 c's October 21, 2020