mashed potato

masturbation

Last night I had mashed potato....

by twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009

Mashed Smadden

A drunk game of madden, where for every touchdown scored a shot of alcohol must be taken. The game must also be set to 15 minute quarters.

Instead of going out to a party we should just play Mashed Smadden tonight.

by schmam December 4, 2010

mashed out

To get knocked down or knocked out to get overpowered layed out or rolled over

That guy got mashed out in front of the store he must of stole something

by Gil Geor May 14, 2018

Billy Mazed

To be lost after being knocked on the head by a falling object.

I was "Billy Mazed" for about an hour lastnight after I was Billy Maysed.

by imajerkimapunk October 6, 2009

holy mashed potato

a fun word used to describe an outrageous or exciting moment:

"Dude i just completed the last level on cod!"
"holy mashed potato!"

by xXx_cheekyscrublord_xXx March 29, 2015

wet mashed potatoes

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual

by LOV3DOCTOR November 5, 2015

mashed

1. Not only to be drunk, but to be drunk to such an extent that, upon entering the local chinese restaurant, you mistake a group of tamil guys for jamaicans and ask them in a low grunt "yo are you mashed"

2. Getting hit upside the head after calling a group of tamils jamaican

"he was so mashed he asked those jamaicans if they were mashed"
"those were tamils u idiot, what are you mashed?"

by UrBan_deFineR December 18, 2005