March 16th 

The best date of the year

Person 1: did you know it’s March 16th today?
Person 2: of course. It’s the best date ever

March 16th by #######1111 April 9, 2019

March 24 

a fookin god was born

Oh no

Sorry

Not A god

THE fookin god!

It's march 24! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD!

March 24 by hwang.god November 7, 2019

March 3 

The day the most amazing person was born. It’s one of the most prettiest, smartest, kindest, hottest girl was born. And well if that’s you just remember I love you.

When’s your birthday?
March 3rd

Oh, that explains it all.

March 3 by stefff.06 October 30, 2019

March 30th 

It's not a common thing to be born in the month of March, especially not on the 30th, but when one individual is....it's the most amazing thing ever. They're atractive, funny, smart, athletic, SEXY, just perfect. And you should love them....they're rare. <3333

Guy 1: Who is THAT?!
Guy 2: *jaw drops* I wish I knew!
Guy 3: I don't know her at all....but her birthday is March 30th.
Guy 1 & 2 (in unison): Woah.

March 30th by you'll_never_know_ever June 26, 2010

March 25th 

Have you been called a 'feral rat bastard'?

Well that other definition sucks! If you were born on March 25th, you are the most beautiful and godly person in the entire world! You are so cool and awesome! Your friends should be jealous of you since you are a very amazing person :)

"Wow! Look at him/her! I think I'm in love."
"Dude, I think we've just seen an angel."
"Yeah, that person was definitely born on March 25th."

March 25th by iliveinlololLand October 19, 2019

March 20th 

A day an absolute angel was born

"My birthday is March 20th"
"ANGEL"

March 20th by heysaygayshay January 13, 2020

March 19

it's national bad bitch day.

this day celebrates the badest and pretty bitches in this world. is where all the baddies get together and have some fun. and of course, if your girl is a baddie herself, take her out and show her out to prove to other girls she the badest of em all.

him: "bae wake your badass up"
her: "what?"
him: "you wanna know way day is it???"
her:"uhh. March 19th"
him: "no baby its national bad bitch day"
her: "oh word, say less"

March 19 by Skylar vibezzz March 18, 2021