Miserabald

A balding or unintentionally bald person who just looks like the saddest kind of person imaginable

That man looks completely miserabald and that combover isn't helping at all.

by Lostinthought17 August 27, 2016

mUberist

A neologism for a motorist who takes rides with the Uber app. Same as an Uber driver.

-What do you do for a living?
-I'm a successful neurosurgeon, and a mUberist on my spare time.

by capmo October 21, 2016

maserious

Maserious is a portmanteau of the words mad and serious.
When you are beyond mad and beyond serious.
A look you give when you are really mad and serious and the same time.

Gamer Joe and his squad was getting close to the tournament win for big money, then the best played got eliminated. In his anger, Joe broke his cameras. We couldn't see his face, but he sound extremely maserious.

She was so furious she looked maserious!

She was so furious she looked maserious!

by Galaxy DTL December 30, 2021

Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.

by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023

coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage

"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."

by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014

Culo muerto

Culo muerto means “dead ass” in Spanish

Jose : you trynna sneak out and go drinking tonight ?
Tiffany: yeah I’m down.
Jose: dead ass ?

Tiffany : yeah, culo muerto.

by Spanishchicccck March 27, 2019

Thomas Moser

Old man from Switzerland who is famous for posting strange and hilarious photos on Instagram. Thomas is most widely known for posting pictures of himself shirtless and naked. He is also known for going live on instagram, usually without clothes on, while blankly staring at the camera without saying anything. He also posts pictures from his daily life in Switzerland, and funny edits that fans send to him. His best friend is Flädi, which is the name he gave to his Flat Eric plushie who has appeared in many of Thomas' posts and livestreams. Thomas only speaks German and uses google translate to speak other languages. He comes from a large family and is currently working as a construction painter.

Did you watch Thomas Moser's live??

Yeah it was so funny and Thomas covered his dick with Flädi

by toesuxker December 24, 2021