Louis Tomlinson

the literal sun and light of the world.

louis tomlinson doesn’t need a fookin example you fookin loosah

by stream wallssssss September 28, 2020

Louis Spinola

A cute, sexy and saucy boy. Is a great person but has a questionable taste in girls but nonetheless is an allround catch.

"Did you hear about Louis Spinola"
"omg he is such a leng daddy"

by calthedragon123 January 25, 2023

St. Louis

#1 in baseball and #1 in crime.

-Did you see the Cardinals won the World Series at home in St. Louis?
-Nope, I was too busy being mugged.

by gnick555 September 28, 2009

Louis Tomlinson

One fifth of the widely popular British boyband One Direction. The band was created by Simon Cowell and competed in the 2010 season of X Factor. Louis Tomlinson is known as the cute funny one as he is always cracking a joke and making fans laugh, particularly in the band's video diaries. His signature outfit is espadrilles, rolled up pants, and a scarf. Louis is also known for his "bromance" with bandmate Harry Styles.

Fan 1: Omg I love Louis! Did you see him in this week's video diary?
Fan 2: I love him too! He's hilarious! I even bought carrots for him!
Fan 3: Are you talke about Louis Tomlinson? That boy is fit!

by louistomlinsonsfan December 30, 2010

Louis Tomlinson

A member of the widely popular boyband "One Direction". Louis is most often seen wearing either red cargo pants and a blue/white striped shirt or red pumps with fishnet stockings and a tight black dress that really accentuates his curves. Louis is the sassiest and by far the most fabulous out of the band. He is one of the fan favorites. You better hide yo ass if you badmouth him because he will find you. Everyone loves Louis.

Friend: Is that Louis Tomlinson?
You: Must be. Look at his bodacious bottom!
Friend: And those fabulous heels!
You: Ugh. I love him so much!

by tomlingimmesome June 30, 2012

A Louis Armstrong

A Louis Armstrong (also known as ‘A Lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a Rusty Trombone on each other creating a full circle. Basically a human centipede rusty trombone. It’s a win/win for everybody, nobody misses out. Note: If less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.

Corey: Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
Glen: Fuck all planned. How bout we do a Louis Armstrong?
Brad: Fuck yes, count me in cunts!
Corey: I’ll call Travis and get him to bring Fred, Kizza, Neil and Stringy over.
Brad: I fucking love a good old Lu-ee. I’m about to shit bricks I’m so pumped.
Glen: For fuck sake Brad, save the shitting for after the Louis Armstrong.
Corey: Ok, all done. The other cunts will be here in 30 minutes.
Glen: Sweet. I bags not going behind Fred, that cunt farted a fuckton of gas into my mouth last time.

by bwa bellend February 19, 2018

Louis Laurent

A guy who typically plays basketball and isn't great at it. They might make it seem like they are but they really aren't. They like to play video games usually on the Xbox. Louis Laurent's are known to be dark and from:
Africa

Haiti
Dominican Republic

or

Spain

Guy 1: holy shit! Is that Louis Laurent?
Guy 2: no, because he actually made the 3 pointer...

Louis Laurent's mom: here sweetie I got you a PlayStation 4!

Louis: fuck you mom i wanted a damn Xbox!!!!

by Ieatpeoplelikeyou4breakfast March 13, 2017