cat litter

When your partner just shaved their pubic hair and you pee on it. The stubble does a really bad job soaking it up and you have to use your hind legs to kick it up and it just goes all over the place and scratches up their tummy.

I just used your moms pubes as cat litter

by John my hopkins April 10, 2023

Litterers fallacy

Argument used to excuse the harm done by one’s actions due to them being only a small part of a large problem.

‘It’s just one bottle cap I tossed man, this city isn’t a dump just cause of me.’
‘Bro, that’s a litterers fallacy.’

by HeightAdvantage December 13, 2020

Litter

To litter - to do/create trash.
To make the place dirty by trash.

Hey, don't litter on streets!

by Juhjuba October 30, 2017

litter tray

Anus, shit pipe, durgo, chimney, sewer pipe.

Big Pat: Dal, I heard you had a date with the barmaid from the Dog and Duck last night.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.

by Pat the builder November 4, 2019

Litter Truffle

The clumps of urine-soaked clumps that you dig out of your cat’s litter box.

I just cleaned a whole mess of litter truffles from Oreo’s box, and they smell really bad. I think she may have a UTI.

by meeeeee11111 February 12, 2022

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.

"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".

by The Shanners August 22, 2016

Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.

Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.

by Americon187 July 24, 2021