litter tray

Anus, shit pipe, durgo, chimney, sewer pipe.

Big Pat: Dal, I heard you had a date with the barmaid from the Dog and Duck last night.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.

by Pat the builder November 4, 2019

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Get the litter traymug.

Litter Truffle

The clumps of urine-soaked clumps that you dig out of your cat’s litter box.

I just cleaned a whole mess of litter truffles from Oreo’s box, and they smell really bad. I think she may have a UTI.

by meeeeee11111 February 12, 2022

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Get the Litter Trufflemug.

Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.

Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.

by Americon187 July 24, 2021

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Get the Couch littermug.

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.

"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".

by The Shanners August 22, 2016

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