by ryangb871 January 20, 2022
"The only people who would buy your cockamamie plan is a bunch "knuckle bunnies" on vacation in a volcano."
by Porticia September 04, 2013
An accidental action that occurs when butt wiping. Usually occurs when one unknowingly has clogged the toilet, wipes his arse, and accidentally touches the water with one's knuckles.
I didn't know the toilet got clogged after my courtesy flush, so when I wiped my ass, I did a knuckle dip.
by Paulkout December 07, 2020
Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.
by JDawgBroncos1! May 05, 2019
by A total and utterly baddie March 25, 2021
A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017
Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.
I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018