Knuckle Bunnies

A combination if a knuckle head and dumb bunny.

"The only people who would buy your cockamamie plan is a bunch "knuckle bunnies" on vacation in a volcano."

by Porticia September 4, 2013

mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)

i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.

by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016

Knuckle Cock

Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.

I knuckle cocked that douchebag and took a shot of Jack to top off the night.

by JDawgBroncos1! May 4, 2019

Knuckle Symphony

1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.

"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."

"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."

by phool23 December 16, 2009

Knuckle Dip

An accidental action that occurs when butt wiping. Usually occurs when one unknowingly has clogged the toilet, wipes his arse, and accidentally touches the water with one's knuckles.

I didn't know the toilet got clogged after my courtesy flush, so when I wiped my ass, I did a knuckle dip.

by Paulkout December 7, 2020

Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

by derikny2 August 3, 2010

Gorilla Knuckle

The outline of the edge of a guy's glans ridge through his underwear or pants.

Check out that guy's gorilla knuckle- he's got it pierced!

by merkinmuncher November 4, 2013