Jah

Jah is a loyal nigga who likes to get cash and fuck bitches with no strings attached juuuuu hurrddd

Jah fucked your bitch

by Posited November 23, 2021

jah pull off

a phrase that believed to be jah said before he died

jah pull off; PULL OFF X PULL OFF

by devout August 14, 2024

it wah jah

it wah jah though fr

"you have been accused of 16 counts of possession and manufacturing of child pornography. how do you plead?"
"it wah jah

by mythical mushroom May 5, 2024

The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021