Guatemalan hot pocket

The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.

The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.

by Spicemaster January 25, 2012

Dodger Hot Pocket

When your team goes to the World Series but the other team shits in your vagina.

That was a dodger hot pocket if I have ever seen one.

by Michael Chaney March 28, 2019

Indiana Hot Pocket

The act of a male or female taking a bowel movement, inserting said bowel movement inside the female's vagina, having the male penetrate the female with his penis until ejaculation. The male ejaculates inside the woman. The male then preforms oral sex and eats the sperm and stool in its entirety out of the woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey Bill, what did you and Claire do last night?"

Bill: "Not much, I gave her an Indiana Hot Pocket."

Friend: "Sounds like things are moving along well for you two!"

by Leroy Shanksion March 14, 2011

California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

by Von Mannshaft October 22, 2008

Hot Pocket

A food
And or a wet vagina.

do you hate it when you gotta shave your hot pocket?
Get your hand off of my hot pocket!

by TrevG January 09, 2011

wisconsin hot pocket

When a woman gets down on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks apart, and her lover pours melted limburger cheese into her asshole, and then eats it out.

Betty loved when Tim pulled the old wisconsin hot pocket, but as chessy as it sounds, Tim preferred gorganzola.

by Lovemywords December 21, 2016

Kentucky Hot Pocket

The name given to the act of defecating into a vagina. (May be impossible.)

"Okay... a Kentucky Hot Pocket is like... when you take a poop in a girl's vagina."
"Why Kentucky? Why not call it like, a Mississippi Hot Pocket?"
"Well, there's a Tennessee Hot Pocket, but that's with corn in the poop."

by Tuna Pando October 17, 2006