The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

Volcano Hoot

When a girl or guy takes a toke and deepthroats while holding it in till they cant anymore then lets the smoke out on your dick before stopping the deep throat

She gives great volcano hoots
or i want a volcano hoot

by achunkoffun May 20, 2024

Hoot

A large , hard and circular stomach. Generally found on an adult male above the age of 40. Which usually leads to heart attacks later in life, but are sought after by women which call them , “dad bods”

“I’m hooted up”
“Damn , Dad nice hoot”
“Uncle Trev’s hoots lookin nice today”

by Salmon404 December 28, 2020

Hoot

Means fuck...simple as...just use it...

sooooo...wanna hoot

by Thehootwillrise March 21, 2021

what the hoot

Another way of saying what the fuck

Person 1: I jerk off to pictures of mutilated corpses
Person 2: what the hoot

by Rambitten December 16, 2023

Hooting Devices

Occasionally useful code among men for a womans breasts.

"Did you see the Hooting Devices on Marcy?

"See them? Theyre already in the Spank Bank"

by Eli Karatchik May 21, 2010

Hoot

Someone who's not poppin or is a twack

Destiny Moreno from ceres high is a hoot motherfucker.

by fiender 101 January 18, 2018