Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.

Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.

by Impure zero September 30, 2017

Hoof

Slang for attempting to cheat on your girlfriend.

"Emmit tried to Hoof around while on a guys trip in Florida."

by JJHum October 28, 2025

Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

by Giannifly January 28, 2018

Hoofs

FEET!

My Hoofs are tearing away!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

hoof doof

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing

Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022

Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.

I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.

by MDWAR December 14, 2012

Caribou hoof

Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.

My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.

by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021