cara hogan

Sym mate

Cara Hogan: Hi
Me: Fuck off
Cara Hogan: Why
Me: You was racist

by Malakai x August 15, 2021

Kaitlin Hogan

The type of person to peg someone if necessary and does not know the difference between roblox and fortnite. A whole bum who stalks Shaunak Sharma.

Friend: Pass me mats
Kaitlin Hogan: Mat is not in the game
Friend: You fucking dumbass
Kaitlin Hogan: You know what I can't take this anymore, Shaunak Sharma would not treat me this way.

by urmadrepadrecarlosgoden24 October 25, 2018

Hogan

Hogan is a ginger man, over eighteen with blue eyes commonly found foraging for rickrolls. Likes to sit in the shade on rooftops. Enjoys Monty python. Watch it and you'll have a Hogan by your side for a while... He's funny, creative, caring, he also looks deathly like a young Rick Astley.

Appears to be the love child of Rick Astley and Ron Weasley.

"Hogan rickroll the whole neighborhood!"

"Hey, Hogan! behind you!"

by AlmondYeti October 11, 2021

pink hogan

Pubic hair shaved to resemble a handlebar mustache. ( Like Hulk Hogan )

She wasn't brave enough to get a Brazilian, so she got a Pink Hogan instead.

by Vik34 July 5, 2016

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022

Poop Hogan

When you’re hitting it from the back and she shits a long turd that drapes over your cock like a handlebar mustache

Daisy was getting back shots when she gave Steve a Poop Hogan

by Pete O’File May 30, 2025

Pulling a Hogan

when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.

“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”

“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”

by RealOGLivingBigBack February 12, 2025