Highway city

1. a asain communtity, that no rich person doesnt want to go 2, off the interstate 99 and shaw ave.

eh, lets kidnapped that mark and toss him out in highway city

by tharealist September 8, 2005

Highway Hazard

1. a person that engages in dangerously distracting behavior while driving on the interstate, probably due to brain damage, insanity, or a criminal lack of common sense.

2. a jackass that talks on his cell phone while swerving through traffic at 80 mph.

3. a douche bag that you see on the interstate that is creeping into your lane because he's looking down at a text message instead of at the road.

4. a bottom feeder driving down the highway at 5:00 in the morning with their cabin light on so that they can read the book propped up on their steering wheel.

5. a feckless turd that eats a full breakfast requiring both hands and/or utensils while pathetically trying not to endanger every single other person on the freeway.

I saw a total Highway Hazard on the way to work this morning. This bitch was smoking with one hand and texting with the other; who the fuck knows how she was steering. Why do we let people like that breed again? That's the kind of dumbass that only wears a seatbelt because the law says they have to.

My carpool buddy decided to look up Amendments on his phone while driving yesterday. Dude's turning into a fucking Highway Hazard.

So my friend texted me like 10 times while I was driving home from work last week. After I got home and actually checked the texts, I called him back and told him not to get his panties in a bunch. I sure as shit not going to be a Highway Hazard. Fuck that; I saw Seven Pounds.

by Passenger Seat Critic April 19, 2010

State Highway 100

a. A 15-mile long freeway in the Twin Cities area connecting several major freeways

b. a state-maintained highway with the number "100"

"You want to take State Highway 100?"

"No, traffic kills on that freeway."

by The Volkswagen Beatle January 4, 2005

Highway Dump

The act of taking a shit on the side of the highway when there is no bathroom availible.

Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.

by Floss 69 July 16, 2008

Highway Patrol

A hearty breakfast of eggs, scrambled with ground beef and other ingredients.

I'm about to have a job interview so I want Highway Patrol.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

highway honey

when one recieves ejaculation into the mouth on the highway with no seatbelt on

im ready for my daily dose of highway honey

by CockGOBLIN795 May 30, 2019

Blue highway

Bloodflow of veins

Injecting narcotics into Blue highway

by jscj00 February 13, 2014