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Russian Handlebar

A vicious, overly aggressive hand job perfected by the Russians during the Cold War.

Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.
by Pat Johnson from BTown April 30, 2011
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handlebrows

Eyebrows that are large and/or burly enough to actually take hold of (in the same manner as handlebars on a bike) while you are engaging in sexual intercourse.
Shit man, that girl just got a wax yesterday and she still has handlebrows you can grab hold of while hitting it from behind!
by Lager Sanchez April 7, 2010
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Hanger-Bang

When you lock your keys in your car and have to use a curved wire hanger to open your locked car door. Squeezin it inside a crack in the window and stickin it in the lock then pullin it out!!!
"My keys are locked in my car again! I'm gonna have to hanger-bang it out!"

"Darren do you have triple A?" "Nope, wats the problem?, is there a hanger-banger comin on!?"

"Sean said her keys are locked in her car again! She loves to hanger-bang!
by D. Nelly June 12, 2011
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Handle Gripper

A derogatory term for a homosexual man; relating to, gripping/holding a penis.
-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka

-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.
by An popsicle October 3, 2018
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Hagglepaff

A really horny thing that will hump anything.
"My son is such a hagglepaff."
by Duckster 911 October 26, 2022
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produce handler

1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
1: The guy that works at giant is a produce handler.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.
by MeaghanLiz March 4, 2008
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Kelsey Handled

To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin
Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!
by TGODAllDay May 30, 2011
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