tin hitter

Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.

"Poor Dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter"

by Noelle N December 23, 2007

lig hitter

Lig hitter-n.: A lighter. Preferably a bic. Dumb stoner terminology born of a dipshit who smoked too much and it stuck.

Hey, gimme that lig hitter. Imma take another hit.

by sirdrake February 26, 2015

one hitter quitter

To be knocked out with one blow

"Larissa pulled a one hitter quitter on Faualii when she farted in front of him the first time, she literally blew him away"

by Lord Salty Balls August 31, 2015

bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong

-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter

by luckyjerk June 4, 2016

couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016

ulen hitterdal highschool

Mostly filled with stuck up white people & farmers. Everyone is judgemental and they think they are rich and that they are better than everyone else.

Avah just started going to Ulen Hitterdal Highschool this fall and she notices that the people are really judgemental and that she would need to work really hard to fit in.

by Bardenbella August 17, 2017

carrot hitter

A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?

Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh

Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.

by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017