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Umbrella Warfare I guess

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.
Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”
by iamelation March 19, 2024
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guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.
(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something
by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023
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Secret rating guessing game

This is a social game popularized by TikTok with two versions:

Version 1 (Original):

1. In a small group, one player closes their eyes.
2. Using hand gestures, everyone else settles on a number between 1 to 10, representing the secret rating.
3. The player with their eyes closed opens their eyes and gives each player a category.
4. Players provide an answer from the category that represents the secret rating.
5. The player with their eyes closed tries to guess the secret rating.

Version 2:

1. In a small group or with at least 2 people, one person thinks of a number between 1 to 10.
2. Without saying the number out loud. Everyone else takes turns giving the rating holder a category.
3. The number holder provides an answer that closely matches the secret rating.
4. Players get ready to guess the secret rating based on the answers provided.
5. The winners are those who guess the number correctly.

Version 2 is often more fun as everyone gets involved in guessing the number. Version 1 can be more passive with a less exciting end.
by pseudonameAlias March 8, 2024
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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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Guess

GUΞSS ❔ - Confusing Human, whom owns EpicLeGoat. Often awkward, and likely to post awkward stuff.
Guess is posting disturbing shit again.
by GUΞSS ❔ May 27, 2022
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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right
by Bi poppi January 12, 2023
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Guess Who

A popular Garry's Mod gamemode where players have to disguise themselves as NPCs by changing into them and acting like them to avoid the hunters, whose job is to find them and kill them while taking care not to die by making too many mistakes.
Because of the unfair nature of the game, the hiders have various powers to aid them, including, but not limited to:

-Shockwave: All hunters close to the hider will be unable to move and their vision will become blurred, but only for a few seconds. -Graviton Surge: A large, purple vortex appears, sucking in anyone and anything that gets too close, potentially killing the hunters (and hiders!) when the objects slam into them.

-Sudoku: The hider begins growing and flashing random colors before exploding, dealing a massive amount of damage to anyone nearby, including the hunters. To prevent it from being too overpowered, the hider is also instantly killed, and the hunters can kill them before they explode.

-Teleport: Exactly what it sounds like.
-Timelapse: The hider's recent movements are quickly reversed at a warp speed, effectively teleporting them.

-Shrink: The hider's health is reduced to 40%; however, they briefly become smaller and faster.

-Prop Hunt: The hider's health is reduced to 10%; however, they briefly become a small, speedy object, like in prop hunt.

-Vampirism: Gives you extra health at the expense of the hunters.

-Decoy: Summons 1-7 NPCs around the user.

Despite this, Guess Who still is not very popular, because winning as a hider is damn near impossible.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2021
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