get off my dick

When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...

dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...

by blthrskt August 28, 2005

Get off my cream

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.

*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"

by Bjorn Olson March 12, 2008

get off my cheeks

A phrase that is used when somebody just won't get off your case

Similar sayings include: get off my dick get off my ass

Friend 1:Dude why the fuck did you shoot me?
Friend 2: Dude get off my cheeks it was an accident

by Zickromney April 17, 2019

shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 12, 2015

get off my body

When someone is pressing you too much and your LIKE BRO get off my body. It can also be used when a girl is stalking you and being so flipping annoying.

Girl: Ur funny, ugly, and hot (25 times every day for the last 5 months)

GUY: GET OFF MY BODY OMG

by DaVinciboi March 30, 2022

get off my porch

When someone tries to come for you and or take control of something and you have to correct them.

Susan: I don't like what you're wearing. That scarf doesn't match the shirt.
Jackie: Get off my porch Susan, nobody asked you.

by D.C. Proactive Vandal November 13, 2017

shit or get off the pot

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.

Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.

by Dan Ask December 17, 2004