Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)

Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.

That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.

"You're an actual geezer, mate."

by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023

geezered

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close

that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life

by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023

Geezer

The greatest gentleman out there especially Bongi

Damm are you a geezer

Are you part of the geezers

by B bandzzz July 9, 2021