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Brain Freeze

When you go the the doctor and have a mole and/or other skin legion removed through the process of freezing, and then a girl sucks on your peepee and her lips turn blue from the freezing temperatures.
"I just got a mole frozen off sorry if I'm sesnsitive babe"
"Glug glug glu- AH! It's so cold what the fuck!!!"
"Oh shit you got that post-mole brain freeze."
by Grimmz13 July 7, 2021
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SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
i just screen freezed the shit out your computer
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019
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taller freeze

The art of taking a linear shit and freezing it, to then create an improvised toy used for sexual gratification, often used on females as a dildo.
"fuck i don't have the dildo"
"it's okay just do the taller freeze"
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018
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Fit Freeze

Soft-serve frozen dessert that tastes like ice cream & looks like ice cream except it has more protein than fat and more protein than sugar. Always made without corn syrup and artificial ingredients.
Hey Rick, after this workout do you wanna go grab a cup of Fit Freeze?
by KSPC September 14, 2019
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Freezed up

To walk around with a lot of jewelry
I have a whole lotta chains on. I'm freezed up
by Lootdown January 16, 2022
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netflix and freeze

Like Netflix and Chill except sexual expectations are not met. One party *thinks* it's going to be netflix and chill, but they are soon surprised to be freezed out of anything intimate.
I thought we were going to Netflix and Chill but every time I tried to make an advance, I was rebuffed. It was a lot more like Netflix and Freeze...
by urbandict0rx October 6, 2016
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flash freeze

The art of sticking your dick I'm the snow and cumming at the same time the slapping the shit of your cat and or dog with your nice rock hard ice frozen erect dick
Hey man I'm gonna go flash freeze my pussy cat
by Kolton11290 January 4, 2017
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