When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.
John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.
by Bran Man July 30, 2009

The act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans ass. The man then grabs the woman's hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his ass cheeks with the woman's hair
by nep1293 January 23, 2014

by toiletcake March 16, 2009

1) fiber of exquisite strength and minty flavor, good for cleaning up your teeth.
2) Preferred item of clothing for waterborne lubely's.
2) Preferred item of clothing for waterborne lubely's.
by SweetAppleBlossom April 29, 2005

An article of clothing known as the "G String" or "Thong" Typically worn by both men and women to cover the genital area and passes through to the buttocks.
Define Ass Floss
"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
by creepypastasketti August 21, 2017

When after unloading in a girl's mouth she opens up and cum is stretched between her teeth. This is cock floss.
by Ho runner December 9, 2008

by Clenal March 18, 2009
