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guilt floss

When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.
John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.
by Bran Man July 30, 2009
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Anal Flossing

The act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans ass. The man then grabs the woman's hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his ass cheeks with the woman's hair
I'd climb that tower for a nice anal flossing from Rapunzel.
by nep1293 January 23, 2014
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flossing the muffin

When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top
by toiletcake March 16, 2009
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mint floss

1) fiber of exquisite strength and minty flavor, good for cleaning up your teeth.
2) Preferred item of clothing for waterborne lubely's.
Victoria's Secret? No way. I do my shopping at Sav-on's.
by SweetAppleBlossom April 29, 2005
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Ass Floss

An article of clothing known as the "G String" or "Thong" Typically worn by both men and women to cover the genital area and passes through to the buttocks.
Define Ass Floss

"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
by creepypastasketti August 21, 2017
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Cock Floss

When after unloading in a girl's mouth she opens up and cum is stretched between her teeth. This is cock floss.
After i busted a nut in that bitches' mouth i made her show me the cock floss.
by Ho runner December 9, 2008
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Bike Floss

The kind of wire bike lock that is so thin you can break it using a scissors.
TED: My bike just got stolen.
SAM: Its because you were using bike floss.
by Clenal March 18, 2009
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