Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.
Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!
by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024
Get the Filipino Flip Flopmug. Regular Verb; transitive
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
I flip-flop every day.
That guy is flip-flopping a donkey.
He just flip-flopped his mule.
Has he flip-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings flip-flopping.
That guy is flip-flopping a donkey.
He just flip-flopped his mule.
Has he flip-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings flip-flopping.
by ElButifarrero May 25, 2022
Get the flip-flopmug. This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
by Miquelito6233 August 13, 2023
Get the Flip flop ass dropmug. Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)
HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
by fleshconker December 6, 2022
Get the skrinson doofer flip flopmug. by Wollywonkaa September 23, 2020
Get the Flip flopmug. When two guys cover the bed with flowers, have sex while taking turns being the bottom, all while having diarrhea from the dirty East Asian local water.
“Hey Scotty, the vaca here in Bali is great, want to celebrate with a little butt sex?”
"Only if we take turns being the bottom"
“That drink at dinner has me messed up, so this could get ugly”
“Did someone order the ‘Bali Flip Flop’?”
"I'm ready..."
"Only if we take turns being the bottom"
“That drink at dinner has me messed up, so this could get ugly”
“Did someone order the ‘Bali Flip Flop’?”
"I'm ready..."
by Dirty BDB May 15, 2020
Get the Bali Flip Flopmug. When a TikToker is forced to abandon the app—whether due to a ban, burnout, or Wi-Fi tragedy—and awkwardly crawls back to ancient social media relics like Facebook and Instagram to satisfy their social media addiction. It’s like leaving a party at a nightclub and ending up at a bingo hall.
“Ever since TikTok got banned in their country, Sarah’s been posting motivational quotes on Facebook. Such a total TikTok flip-flop.”
by Calibudz22 January 20, 2025
Get the TikTok flip-flopmug.