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Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
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Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.
There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.
by nxtdoorbuddy May 12, 2018
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flea spreader

A pet that has contracted fleas and is segregated to keep the fleas from spreading to other pets, furniture, people etc.
“Minnie is a flea spreader, just like the rest of them
by minniecrip August 12, 2022
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Wook-flea

A girl who wears minimal clothing, large furry boots, candy bracelets, panda hats, and will blow anybody who has molly at a rave. Usually found getting bounced around porter potties by the local drug dealers like a hacky sack.
Look at that wook-flea stumbling out of the porter potty with a glow in the dark condom stuck to her leg.
by MitchRundle June 3, 2016
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Flea biscuit

A cat or dog that has a flea infestation. Typically, something resembling mange, or a skin disease. They run as fast as a horse to find a mate and reproduce. These animals are very shady
That darn cat is a flea biscuit, running like heck to find another cat to mate with.
by Cr33pshow June 19, 2019
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Flea daddys

When you are out camping in a tent and a bunch of tiny bugs begin sucking or biting your cock and give you huge itch red welched on your pussy, or hog.
Yo bro I love it when I get flea daddys
by Big daddy rossti April 21, 2023
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Flea

A low tipper in a bar or restaurant. Refers to someone who, like a flea, has arms that are too short to reach down into his/her pockets.
The bartender served a pair of guys and, hoping for a good tip, presented the bar tab to the guy he knew was not a flea.
by RubyD March 13, 2025
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