zoot fairy

Lady who can handle her blunt.

dude, you know beca? she is 'THE' zoot fairy. i mean look at her kill that shit.

by McBetterThanYou November 16, 2007

Can fairy

A can fairy is an older asian lady who collects beer cans in the wee morning. The can fairy can also show up in the middle of your backyard/patio party to forstall the other can/bottle fairies in order to win in what they call 'the game of life'.

我想所有的罐请. 我想所有的罐请can fairy我想所有的罐请???

by AdriMari July 12, 2012

Fairy comments

A mean comment that always start with nice words but have a plost twist. Also have many emojis like "❤🌸🌿🌈🌟" ( I can't find the fairy emoji lmao) .

" You did it🌟🌈🌿🌸 never do it again💖😍🌹💐

" I'll give you a chair🌺🍭☀🍬🌱 but make it electric🏵🌈✨💛💜"
Fairy comments are soo funny

by Queen_Lina July 1, 2020

Propane Fairy

A fairy that brings a new propane tank to your house when your old tank is empty.

"I can't wait until the Propane Fairy shows up with our new tank."

by Rebeca January 1, 2009

southern fairy

A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys. The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.

Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk. Such as the inability to talk about their feelings with others and to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.

I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.

by Ronnie121 June 28, 2007

Fairy circle

A fairy circle is accomplished by simultaneously pooping and spinning in a circle. Another term for this is "rotary defecation".

The RPMs of a fairy circle are directly proportional to the number of hot sauce packets from taco bell.

by Wesvieth January 13, 2017

Cabbage Fairy

gardening while having anal sex, using excrement as fertilizer.

Alan can't grow shit, but he doesn't let that stop him from being a cabbage fairy.

by Charlie Fart April 17, 2016