national fuck your friend day

on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

by medium dick mike April 08, 2021

National fuck your ex day

Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!

National fuck your ex day June 18

by Horny12455 April 12, 2019

National Fuck your Girlfriend Day

Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!

Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.

by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019

National fuck you Kai day

January 7 is the national day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.

“Gababa”
“Fuck you Kai, it’s National fuck you Kai day.”

by Nintenfrogs October 17, 2022

National fuck your friend day

The day that you have the right to fuck or be fucked by any friend, this day is April 23

Disclaimer: chances are high that it happens, 99.999% says "yes"

"Hey it's national fuck your friend day"
friend: let's go!!

by raspberry Beret April 21, 2021

National Fuck Your Bf day

national Fuck Your Bf day is September 20th this is a day to show ur boyfriend how much you love him and to have fun

so glad tomorrow is national Fuck Your Bf day man I've been holding off from jacking it just for this

by Lambje July 19, 2021

national fuck your crush day

on national fuck your crush day you fuck your crush, nationally

well tomorrow is national fuck your crush day she say while taking off her clothes, that was the day i lost my virginity

by totallynotsomekidwhoishot October 17, 2019