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Filtering Enabled

Don't worry guys, nobody can attack our game Filtering Enabled has arrived!
by Ps8v May 14, 2021
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Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.
Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!
by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014
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fart-filter

Whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your butthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements.
Are your walls paper thin? Afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? Then use the fart-filter method.
by kris ault January 22, 2009
mugGet the fart-filtermug.

Coffee Filter

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.
by mason26 August 9, 2012
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coffee filter

The act of sucking a womans menstrual flow through her panties.
Gregor coffee filtered his girlfriend before removing her panties and dining at the Y.
by The other no one April 24, 2006
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Man Filter

1. Whore- goes through men; the men uninterested in her are then filtered out for the rest of us.

2. Someone who's picky about their choice of men. Has specific requirements for their man.

~Can be separated with a space, dash, or no separation at all.
Ex. Manfilter, Man-filter, Man filter.
1. Ugh, Stacy is SUCH a man filter. She slept with Febreseo, felt up Jacob, kissed Pat, AND slipped Phil the date rape drug!

2. Roxy is totally a man filter. She only likes guys who are african american and under 5 feet tall.
by D.J._T.K. February 4, 2010
mugGet the Man Filtermug.

gas filter

Whipping out your dick to a girl so your dick can be sucked.
Man, I just put my gas filter in your girl's mouth
by Kaleb Anthony December 29, 2008
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