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Disturbed Lemon

The act of forcefully inserting pieces of lemon up ones vagina.
Me: I heard Teena has a puckering pussy.
Your Mom: Yeah, I gave her a disturbed lemon.
by TelaTequeefta October 29, 2012
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Disturbed

The space that's in between insane and insecure.
Dearly beloved, are you listening?

I can't remember a word that you were saying.

Are we demented or am I disturbed?

The space that's in between insane and insecure.
by The St. Jimmy October 31, 2010
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disturbed

An absolutely, postively, undeniably, fucking shitty ass nu-metal band. These guys fucking suck more than all the prostitutes in the span of 10 blocks in the red light district. They pose as a real metal band but oh do they fucking fail miserably. Anyone who is fans of them deserved to be punched in the stomach and forced to listen to real metal like Lamb Of God or Nevermore. They are a fucking typical shitty radio band that get played like 20 times a day. Dave or whoever the fuck's name the vocalist is sucks ass. I hear better vocals from a 2 month old baby. And the guitars are really mediocre. And all you fucking hot topic goers who say, "Oh, Disturbed haters have a low fucking IQ" or some garbage like that, should go skull fuck yourselves because YOU are the ones who do not know real music. Bottom line: Shitsturbed fucking sucks.
Disturbed Fan: Oh, did you hear Disturbed's album "Ten Thousand Fists"? It's so fucking awesome, dude!

Me: *Slaps Him Very Hard In The Face* Shut the fuck up, stupid Shit Topic nu metal faggoth. Listen to some real metal like fucking Sepultura or Cannibal Corpse.
by Kevin Rodriguez August 15, 2006
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distrubing

The quality of being or ability to become homosexual or metrosexual.
Olzen is very distrubing.
by Webster June 23, 2004
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gastric disturbance

a dirty rip in the drawers; generally tends to be in a gaseous state unless you don't want it to be. Better known to the crew as a GD.

Could also be caused by a trapping of air by sniper fun.
I got a GD in my bunghole, and it's ganja tear out at any moment.
by bm February 25, 2004
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shit disturber

To put it politely, someone that is a jerk to a point where even jerks find the person annoying and/or aggravating to deal with.

In short, a person that is such a jerk that he or she makes even jerks look like nice people by comparison. Hence the name shit disturber; the idea being that even something as offensive as excrement would find the person offensive.
We were having a peaceful discussion on a message board. Although we couldn’t come to an agreement, we were able to end the discussion like mature adults and agreed to disagree. Just as we were at the stage of leaving it at that and moving on, some troll barges in and starts flaming both of us, igniting a massive flamewar that lasted for months before the moderators finally put an end to it. I’ve seen some offensive people in my life but before I encountered this guy, I’d met few people that would qualify as a shit disturber as this person does.
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disturbed

A band that, in reading most of the definions on this site, is extremely overrated by many people. Yeah sure, I'll admit that they may be the best Nu-metal band, but that's not really saying much, is it??? I mean, sure they do have a few good songs (I actually do like Prayer and Remember), but they can't compare to other real metal bands, and they're definitely not the best band of all time, as some people on this board would claim. No no, the distinction of the greatest band of all time would go to, of course, Alice in Chains, followed closely by Pantera and Rage Against the Machine, but now I'm getting off subject. Anyway, to sum up what I'm trying to say, Disturbed may be good nu-metal, if there is such a thing, but in the end they are definitely not the best band of all time and are squashed like bugs on the windshields of Metallica, Megadeth, Soundgarden, etc. etc.
Nu metal fan: OMG! I love Disturbed, David is soooo hawt and their songs are so awesome!! I am Down with the Sickness!!! Wa ah ah ah, they're so metal!!

Me: Wow, please listen to some real music, such as Pantera or RATM. I'd like to see the guitarist from Disturbed shred like Dimebag or Tom Morello.
by b-razzle August 5, 2006
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