When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
by B.A.P. October 2, 2006
Get the dingle balls mug.someone who makes foolish mistakes, similar to that of a long lasting blonde moment. By making stupid errors and easily aviodable mistakes you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 1)
In addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)
A third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)
In addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)
A third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)
(ex 1)
boy - you have too much time on your hands
girl - (looks down at her hands) ... there is nothing on my hands
boy - you're such a dingle dwarf
(ex 2)
little lex - where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy - uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex - oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby *winks*
mitchy boy - *rolls eyes* oh my god, you're such a dingle dwarf.
(ex 3)
mr. four - hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 - oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four - ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 - actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four - and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 - i like it!
mr. four - ...but it DOESNT EVEN TELL TIME?!!... you're a dingle dwarf!
boy - you have too much time on your hands
girl - (looks down at her hands) ... there is nothing on my hands
boy - you're such a dingle dwarf
(ex 2)
little lex - where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy - uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex - oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby *winks*
mitchy boy - *rolls eyes* oh my god, you're such a dingle dwarf.
(ex 3)
mr. four - hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 - oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four - ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 - actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four - and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 - i like it!
mr. four - ...but it DOESNT EVEN TELL TIME?!!... you're a dingle dwarf!
by alexzandra January 2, 2009
Get the dingle dwarf mug.Any of the startup and shutdown sounds or chimes that software, computers, cell phones, etc make for no particular reason other than to announce their presence, as if to say "look at me!".
The windows startup sound is a particularly annoying piece of dingle-bling. The windows shutdown sound, however, is always a welcome heard dingle-bling. Especially on Friday afternoons.
by icegeek March 24, 2012
Get the Dingle-bling mug.The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...
Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...
Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
by cobbler4u July 19, 2013
Get the Dingle Cobbler mug.Dude 1: Have you heard the new Quandale dingle track, sick bruh, totes recommend
Dude 2: Yes! I'd sing it at my great grandmothers funerals it's that good! Blowing bubble, blowing zaza. She got big ol' tiddies I say go go go ga ga. In a zoo full of-
Dude 1: Ayo calm down bro
Dude 2: Yes! I'd sing it at my great grandmothers funerals it's that good! Blowing bubble, blowing zaza. She got big ol' tiddies I say go go go ga ga. In a zoo full of-
Dude 1: Ayo calm down bro
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Get the Quandale dingle mug.Kay: I was banging Jeb's mom in the butt last night and she gave me a dirty dingle
Parker: That is so disgusting
Parker: That is so disgusting
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